Grade Inflation Enthusiast Gifts

"Everything's higher this year."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Food prices.

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Duel Fuel?

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

Be nice to Erdogan

UK Economy

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

'Well, at $7.00 a pint, it's no wonder you don't see many rhinos in here.'

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

'A one-dollar investment? No problem: Bury this coin, and when you dig it up in about 450 years, it may be worth 20 bucks!'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

Masochist Shop Special, pay up to 200% extra!

Man inflating a Sterling pound sign

"From now on I will raise every student's grade by a point as long as nobody in this class ever again asks the question, 'Why do we have to do this?'"

Clancy: Confused Memory