Inflation Aficionado Gifts

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Will work for ETFs

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Business News.

Eurobonds Explained.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Nervous World Markets.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

survival of the fittest

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."