Inflation Humor Fan Gifts

ATM at gas station.

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

Masochist Shop Special, pay up to 200% extra!

'Now that I have your attention...'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Loan Alley

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Jumping Wall Street.

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

Credit card campaign ad

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'