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'Now that I have your attention...'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Loan Alley

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Credit card campaign ad

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"Oh, that's just a side effect from last week's co-payment."

'I don't trust the government... what if we ask Oprah to bail us out instead?'