Economics Humor Fan Gifts

'Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue dried up.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Loan Alley

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Jumping Wall Street.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Trickledown economics

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

Credit card campaign ad

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes