Economics Humor Fan Mugs

'Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue dried up.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Loan Alley

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Jumping Wall Street.

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'