Economic Humor Lover Mugs

"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."

Skilled Labor vs. Unskilled Labor

The Other 80%

'Is a State of the Economy address supposed to have a laugh track?'

'The loose tooth came out and is under my pillow, Mom. Hope the tooth fairy hasn't struggled because of the bad times!'

'So durables are goods that last 3 years or more. What's that make the pants you're wearing, eternals?'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

"It's even worse than I thought!"

"I'm not really a guru. I just come up here to meditate when there's a stock market correction."

Going for Broke

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Trickledown economics

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Federal Guidelines

'We buy and sell them.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'