Economic Humor Aficionado Mugs

'And the best thing is we pass the savings on to no one.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"I'm leaving you, Spencer, while gas is still cheap."

Oh look. There's a new kid on the block.

Tramp reading finance paper.

Beggar with sign - 'Please help! Profits down 8% this quarter.'

"Actually, my Q3 is going to surpass projections."

British savings accounts

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Trickledown economics

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Budget Cuts

'We buy and sell them.'

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."