Economic Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."

"Folks, we're in a hot market ...so you might want to make an offer before the fire trucks get here."

'It's basically debt, but I've re-packaged it nicely.'

'Let the fed bait you out!'

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"Being a trickle-down economist makes me feel like a drip!"

"Global egg shortage"

The Stock Market...August 22 - 16 days before Labor Day.

"It's looking good - They're getting smaller all the time!"

'One positive note - the false economy still seems to be holding its own.'

"We hope it will prompt you to make a substantial loan to us."

'Of course, if you don't want to invest in our passive aggressive growth bond ... '

'I'm worried about an upcoming depression, so I'm putting most of my money in accident insurance.'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Isles of Wight.'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Defining a recession

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown.'

'The McGruder corporation is going down the tube. They just fired me.'

'I once had a job in packaging.'

'Somebody actually wants to buy something...what do I do.'

Recyling bin marked - 'Debt Repackaging'

"We've got a bear market! Let's stop eating beef to support the bull!"

"I run an unintentionally nonprofit organization."

British savings accounts

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''