Grade Inflation Enthusiast Pillows

"Everything's higher this year."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Food prices.

Truth In Education

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Duel Fuel?

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

UK Economy

Be nice to Erdogan

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

ATM at gas station.

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

'A one-dollar investment? No problem: Bury this coin, and when you dig it up in about 450 years, it may be worth 20 bucks!'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

'Well, at $7.00 a pint, it's no wonder you don't see many rhinos in here.'

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

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Man inflating a Sterling pound sign

Clancy: Confused Memory