Grade Inflation Commentator Pillows

"You wouldn't be here except for the relaxed grading standards."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'How's business?'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

'Dollar'

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

Be nice to Erdogan

Gordon Brown is making money.

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

Tel Aviv Tents

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Mervyn King

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'