Grading Enthusiast Pillows

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I started a collection!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Examiners.

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

The Real Russian history

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'Well, we made it.'

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Ezra Pound

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"