Ranking Enthusiast Pillows

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Go! Means NOW!

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Sergeant Stripes

"Five minutes, General."

List making as therapy.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Eight puns

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Well, we made it.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

To do list

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'