Rank Explorer Pillows

There's a rumor we may be promoted to corporal.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

At the market

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

King Solomon's Pollster.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cometh the Cow!

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."