Ranking Enthusiast Gifts

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Go! Means NOW!

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Sergeant Stripes

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Five minutes, General."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

List making as therapy.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Truth In Education

Eight puns

'Well, we made it.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

To do list

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'