Rank Admirer Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who admires rankings, leaderboards, or achievements? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that resonate with their admiration for being the best or aspiring to greatness. Whether they’re competitive, proud of their accomplishments, or just love the thrill of ranking, these gifts are designed to suit their admiration for all things ranked. Browse our range of mugs, t-shirts, and more to find the perfect way to celebrate their love of recognition and progress.

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"Five minutes, General."

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!" mockup

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.' mockup

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

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If nobody had invented graphics

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Robocop and Juliet.

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"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI." mockup

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

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Robot walking pet robot

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First Prize!

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"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck." mockup

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

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"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

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"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..." mockup

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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Red hot little combo

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Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable. mockup

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

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'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...' mockup

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

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"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer." mockup

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

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"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101." mockup

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

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'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.' mockup

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

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The Thinker

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"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?" mockup

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

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Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

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