Inflation Buffs Pillows

"It's inflation, stupid."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Dow Jones drop

"Everything's gone up."

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

Shares Nosedive

The Euro.

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Take me to your leader. . .

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Trump and President Xi

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Why Business Is so Bummed out about Inflation

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

Chained CPI

Nothing New Here

'I don't have the budget surplus ON me, dummy!'

Tea Party and the US economy

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"