Inflation Buff Pillows

'How come it's always my ideas that are inflationary?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Dow Jones drop

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Standard And P****d.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

The End is Nigh

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Shares Nosedive

Take me to your leader. . .

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

The new president to the rescue.