Inflation Warriors Pillows

"Brian refuses to give in to inflationary pressures."

"Everything's gone up."

"Gas Pains?"

"Stick 'em up!"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

For sale

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

In the red

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Duel Fuel?

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

UK Economy

Gordon Brown is making money.

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

The Long Wait...

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

'I need to get a second opinion...from my insurance provider.'