Inflation Warriors Pillows

"Brian refuses to give in to inflationary pressures."

"Everything's gone up."

"Gas Pains?"

"Stick 'em up!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

For sale

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

In the red

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Duel Fuel?

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

UK Economy

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

Gordon Brown is making money.

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

The Long Wait...

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

'I know your check was for a hundred dollars, Mrs. Rafferty... but the dollar declines 10% while you were waiting.'