Inflation Survivor Pillows

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Sub-prime Bear

"Everything's gone up."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Coming out of the crisis