Economic Downturn Survivor Pillows

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

'I run a small investment firm. Unfortunately, it used to be a large investment firm.'

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

'I'm here for making a killing in the stock market. I shot my broker.'

Mario Draghi

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'How long's he been out there?'

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"Perkins, sometimes consistency is not a virtue."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'What gives you the idea we're on a sinking ship?'

Coming out of the crisis

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."