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"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Sub-prime Bear

"Everything's gone up."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Fairy Tales. The piggy bank's been smiling a lot lately. He's the only one who didn't lose his savings in the stock market meltdown.

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

There's no real oil emergency...

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

Jetsgo out of business.

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

"I invested $1000 in Nortel and now my shares are worth 18 cents."

Coming out of the crisis