Penny-pinching Inflation Fighter Pillows

"This is ridiculous. $2.50 to air up a tire. Inflation is even affecting inflation."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Everything's gone up."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

In the red

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Duel Fuel?

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

UK Economy

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

Gordon Brown is making money.

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

'I know your check was for a hundred dollars, Mrs. Rafferty... but the dollar declines 10% while you were waiting.'

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

Rich-boy sandwiches, at poor boy prices!

'The brand name is $57.50 and the generic is $32, but I can give you the placebo for only $14.95'

Masochist Shop Special, pay up to 200% extra!

New weight and fortune machine costing 5C installed next to fortune teller advertising services for $10.