System Gamer Prints

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I think they're up to something.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."