Weather Simulation Gifts

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Why giraffes hate winter

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

The original sundial.

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

US Winter Weather Map.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."