Climate Modelling Gifts

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Natural Disasters

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Global Warmer 2000.

'I blame global warming!'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."