Climate Modelling Gifts

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Scarcity

"I love you too, big guy."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Global Warmer 2000.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Trump leaving