Climate Science Gifts

It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

An ill looking Earth checking it's own pulse.

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'Tip of the Iceburg': 'Stay away from the Gulf Stream.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

TV Weather

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Have you thought about how this may effect global temperatures in a few million years?'

Echo Chamber Canyon

"I thought he was on our side, capitano!"

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

"I told you not to get central heating."

Snow Global Warming

'Ralph, the toilet is overflowing.'

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

"Thousands of scientist insist warming is real."

Ice-Shelfie

How Glaciations Begin

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"Global warming, I am all for it."

Ice Fishing

Heat wave in Europe

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"Damn you climate change deniers!"

"What if you're wrong about the climate getting hotter?"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"She's been upgraded to a named storm, and we all know how she did that!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"We're here for the climate change summit."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"