Climate Change Scientist Gifts

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Deforestation.

Natural Disasters

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Earth stove

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

The sea 2050.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The New Normal

"So, you think it's ok that Donald Trump won't listen to climate scientists?"

"AI"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Climate Change