Climate Researcher Gifts

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

climate change research

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

The world's problems.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Funny how this whole polar ice cap melting thing just kind of crept up on us.'

'Oh great, Gluk. You've just created global warming.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Walking on the edge.

Carbon Dioxide emission Control Authority.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

Global Warming.

Welcome to Australia. This may help you enjoy your stay.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'... And once again, there will be some local flooding.'

'I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Global Warming Thermometer.

"What if you're wrong about the climate getting hotter?"

IPCC-Science

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Global Warming

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Global Warming.

'Of course I've heard about Global warming... And I'm loving it!'

'Melting the polar ice caps since 1965.'

'I can't believe it's raining in August!...I thought global warming was going to mean hot dry summers?...Faster, damn it!'

The global warming solution

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"And here's a summary of tomorrow's weather.."

'The canary died.'