Climate Science Buff Gifts

Global warming sign number 19: Polo bears are a new menace up north.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

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North Pole

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Deforestation.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Scarcity

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

God Sneezes Out Creation

"We'll always have Paris..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'