Modelling Gifts

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

'Was it good for you, too?'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Posture, darling, posture."

'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'

'How much longer can I hold this pose?'

'Now they've gone too far.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Monica Bellucci

Dyslexic Fashion Show.

Kate Moss

Adriana Lima

A Friend in Need.

'Photography is a nasty job but someone has to do it.'

London Fashion Week: 'If I wanted to look ridiculous I'd have tried for Home Secretary!'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Quit moving!'

Sculptor's model.

Joanna Lumley.

"Now that's what I call a fashion model."

That every day look.

"Say cheese."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Hilary Hollis Rhoda

Irina Shayk

Kelly Mittendorf

'When he said he collected models, I thought he meant little plastic planes ...'

Ines Sastre

Bar Refaeli

Hilary Hollis Rhoda

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."