Pursuing Modelling Gifts

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Young Frankenstein"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Model Building

That every day look.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Alien Beauty Magazine

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."