Modeling Gifts

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

1630: The 'Rubenesque' figure becomes popular.

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Nude model looking at her portrait.

"Does it make my sacrum look big?"

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

A life model paints a clothed man

Still life items, fruit and wine bottle, stretch and yawn, saying 'I'm aching, I thought he was never going to take a break.'

Computer Fashion Show

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

London Fashion Week.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'She has never been beaten in a photo finish.'

'Stop with the jumping jacks already!'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Model agency. Chances of work - slim

Linda Evangelista

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Irina Shayk

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

"That's right—keep that same wistful smile we had on the profile!"

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

'Hey you with the beard, keep still.'

"Smile."