Model Building Gifts

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I can mess this up without any printed help."

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

"But it's supposed to sink, son - it's the Titanic!"

"Are you sure you used the correct scale?"

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

It's a model.

'I've had it with twigs and leaves and string. I'm picking up a completely assembled model from the Nest-O-Matic company.'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'

'Model Aircraft.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Alien built snowman

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

'These are so accurate that they even come with inedible food that you have to pay extra for,'

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Fish Aeroplane

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"