Model Building Pillows

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

'Model Aircraft.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

'I've had it with twigs and leaves and string. I'm picking up a completely assembled model from the Nest-O-Matic company.'

'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'

It's a model.

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'These are so accurate that they even come with inedible food that you have to pay extra for,'

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"But it's supposed to sink, son - it's the Titanic!"

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Are you sure you used the correct scale?"

"I can mess this up without any printed help."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"

"A man and his choo-choo."

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models