Model Building Enthusiasts Pillows

'These are so accurate that they even come with inedible food that you have to pay extra for,'

The Hobby Store

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Model Building

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Fish Aeroplane

Submarine Hunter.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Sandcastles

Toys - Business Model.

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"A man and his choo-choo."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'