Systems Modeling Gifts

"I like that one. Has a certain ring to it."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Computer Bore

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Computer Expert

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Computer monitor for a head.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Hardware and software

Fixing the Computer.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Binary Man

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

That every day look.

Windows or Mac?

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Are you done yet?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."