Pursuing Modelling T-Shirts

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Young Frankenstein"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

The Style of Elements

Piracy on a boating lake

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Model Building

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."