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Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Was it good for you, too?'

Virtual Supermodel machine.

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

Dog artist/model.

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

Scheduling Conflict: Can't pose tomorrow, Ralph, gotta go clothes shopping.

Mona Lisa gesturing at Leonardo Da Vinci when his back is turned.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Supermodel Katrine enjoys a quiet moment alone with her legs.

"OK, give me something that says, it's two in the morning and you're feeling a little wild."

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'I'm hanging this one on my fridge door.'

"Rapunzel, I have an endorsement deal from a hair shampoo company."

1630: The 'Rubenesque' figure becomes popular.

"Aren't they killing you?"

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'My career as a supermodel didn't quite work out as well as I expected. Can I have my job back in accounting?'

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

'That new concealer works great!'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Monica Bellucci