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Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

Scientists building a tower

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Hobby Store

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

Desk shaped like an office block.

That every day look.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Model Building

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'Are you done yet?'