Model Pillows

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

Dog artist/model.

Virtual Supermodel machine.

'Was it good for you, too?'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"Aren't they killing you?"

Supermodel Katrine enjoys a quiet moment alone with her legs.

'I'm hanging this one on my fridge door.'

Scheduling Conflict: Can't pose tomorrow, Ralph, gotta go clothes shopping.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Rapunzel, I have an endorsement deal from a hair shampoo company."

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

1630: The 'Rubenesque' figure becomes popular.

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Mona Lisa gesturing at Leonardo Da Vinci when his back is turned.

'My career as a supermodel didn't quite work out as well as I expected. Can I have my job back in accounting?'

Nude model looking at her portrait.

'That new concealer works great!'

"OK, give me something that says, it's two in the morning and you're feeling a little wild."

Dress Size Negative One

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

"Smile."