Modeler Pillows

Epoxymoron

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Piracy on a boating lake

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Model Building

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

Fake fur coat and no knickers

The latest in Eyewear.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mammoth Posing

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Scientists building a tower

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."