Model Manager Pillows

'But first, could you loan me some money for film?'

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Model Building

That every day look.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Scientists building a tower

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'