Model Making Maestro Pillows

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Computer Music

"We can't agree on a size."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

The TROU of the Baroque

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'I play heavy metal.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Self-Made Man.