Makeover Maestro Pillows

"It can't all be due to the Hudnut course."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Computer Music

Decorating with Children

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The merger hits a snag.

Organized chaos.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

The TROU of the Baroque

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"It's garage music."

TV Repair 101.

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'