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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I really got used to working from home."

"My best friend is my phone."

Hollywood producer.

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Decorating with Children

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Nest building

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

TV Repair 101.

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

Workers rest

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Hollywood director.

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

'I play heavy metal.'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

We are on the move. . .