Make-up Maestro Pillows

"If we're going out tonight I 'd better go and start putting my make-up on"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Curling your hair for no reason

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Hair Traffic control.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Woman applying makeup

'Are you done yet?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Painting

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'