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City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Model Building

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Computer Music

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We can't agree on a size."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

The TROU of the Baroque

Lawrence of Suburbia

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I play heavy metal.'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"