Model Manager T-Shirts

'But first, could you loan me some money for film?'

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Amanda Seyfried

"Fashion Week"

Girl's weight issues.

Scientists building a tower

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'