Modelling Instructor Gifts

"Posture, darling, posture."

A Puppet Named Juan

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Campaign for Plain English

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Kirsten Johnson

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Leadership training.'

That every day look.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Are you done yet?'

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Scientists building a tower

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Amanda Seyfried

Mammoth Posing

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"This is a teaching hospital."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

A Friend in Need.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Nice smile.'